Thursday, September 01, 2005

Things You Don't Want to Hear at the Orthodontist

  • The kid next to you choking on his spit
  • Get me the gauze...quick!
  • Don't worry, I can fix this.
  • Hey Cheryl, come look at this- I've never seen anything like it!
  • Yeah, you're going to have to come back, like every week for the next four years.
  • Uh-oh!
  • We're going to have to extract a few more permanent teeth.
  • Can you feel a little pressure?
  • Those wires definitely need to be tightened.
  • Make sure you have plenty of soft foods stocked.
  • And here's your bill...we've got a great payment plan.


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